February 04, 2004

COLUMN (GUARANTEED BIRD FLU AND RICIN RESISTANT)

Mentioned in this week’s Continuing Crisis column for The Bulletin are Mark Latham, Larry Pickering, John Howard, Andrew Bartlett, Saddam Hussein, David Kay, Eleanor Hall, Fran Kelly, Tony Blair, David Hardaker, David Kelly, Gavyn Davies, Greg Dyke, and Andrew Gilligan.

Also in The Bulletin, director Bruce Beresford unloads on Toni Collette during an interview with Jennifer Byrne:

She makes Bette Davis look positively restrained. I wouldn't know how to direct someone who acts like that ... If you're going to have an actress who can only roll her eyes and grind her teeth, you shouldn't shoot her in close up. You should shoot her from 500 yards away.

Posted by Tim Blair at February 4, 2004 06:43 PM
Comments

"You should shoot her from 500 yards away."

OK, but using what ammunition?

Posted by: Alan E Brain at February 4, 2004 at 10:58 PM

Lapua Smokeless 7.62mm, although a SS109 5.56mm and a good marksmen could proabably do the job.

BHP Iron Ore might even cough up for the hit!

Posted by: Razor at February 5, 2004 at 12:11 AM