January 18, 2004

DRIVE IT ON A BIKE PATH

Behold, the Howard Dean NASCAR racer -- the only race vehicle in the world actually designed to spin. Currently stalled in turn four, Iowa.

(Via Dean for America. The good Dean for America, that is.)

Posted by Tim Blair at January 18, 2004 10:53 PM
Comments

perhaps Hollywood can make a movie about it starring Tom Cruise. They can call it 'Days of Blunder.'

Posted by: charles austin at January 19, 2004 at 12:40 AM

You scared me for a minute. At first I thought you were talking about the NASCAR big league. But the Busch series is for wannabe race drivers, and of course rookies. Seems like the right place for Howard "The Duck" Dean and his latte drinking liberals. What do they know about real racin'?

Posted by: Scaramonga at January 19, 2004 at 03:57 AM

Um, don't they risk the backlash of "Busch League Racing" dropping the 'c' (not the one in "racing") and essentially every car except this one showing support for a certain presidential candidate of another major party? I mean, this is Nascar, not the NBA.

Posted by: Bob71 at January 19, 2004 at 05:41 AM

Tim,

Are these the "twin carburetors" of the Dean Machine...?

Posted by: Jerry at January 19, 2004 at 06:04 AM

Isn't the number one rule of NASCAR racing: "Go fast, turn left."? Looks like Dean has been trying.

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at January 19, 2004 at 06:10 AM

Jim Dean?

That crafty bastard Howie. Who knew he had his own version of Billy Carter tucked away? The mind boggles.

Posted by: mojo at January 19, 2004 at 06:32 AM