Tim Blair

That LSD was obviously some good shit. I'm sick of forking out 40 bucks for something that does nothing and you be all like what the fuck? and then fourty five minutes later some small euphoric edge so pissweak as to make much not headway against the alcohol, evaporating into the tired melange of four o'clock music 'festival' residue with people throwing up against the bandstand and they don't look beautiful or like magical children of the starry cosmos at all in fact more like a bunch of acne-riddled wreckage and you have no shoes and you're all like great, now I have to deal with stupid reality again, I'm going to kill Steve, what is this shit, chalk dust with rat poison on it?? That unctuous private-school motherfucker, maybe it's time for a public-spirited citizen to put in a call to Opperation Noah.

I with the US government would dope me up.

Tom Wolfe? Is that you?

There is no Tom Wolfe, there is only Zule, I mean Amos.

You mean this video?

Amos, if you aren't savvy enough to pick a decent drug dealer — by which I also mean a "dealer of decent drugs" — by all means continue to throw your money down the toilet.

Why do people on acid trips always wave their hand in front of their face? It must be a some sort of primal collective unconscious Jungian thing.

I didn't write that post. I thought I did, but then I woke up and discovered I'd eaten my pillow.

"Why do people on acid trips always wave their hand in front of their face?"

Because most other body parts won't reach. (Present company excluded.)