January 09, 2004

SPACE TERRORISTS

"This planet, it is an infidel planet?" James Lileks faces some searching questions.

Posted by Tim Blair at January 9, 2004 03:31 PM
Comments

"Zionist Infidels From Another Planet!" Coming soon. (In 3-D!)

Posted by: scott h. at January 9, 2004 at 04:12 PM

It's a sequel to "Jews in Spaaaaccee!".

Posted by: scott h. at January 9, 2004 at 04:16 PM

Infidels in space - now I understand,
the planet with the red spot is Jew-peter.

Posted by: May Lee at January 9, 2004 at 04:45 PM

Now it's the "Intergalactic" Jewish Conspiracy.

Posted by: scott h. at January 9, 2004 at 04:52 PM

Oh, great. Just what the world needs: another invention from the same folks who invented the "zero," the tampon bomb.

Posted by: Lewis at January 9, 2004 at 05:30 PM

SOMEONE CALL DENNIS KUCINICH! The cruel, Zionist, imperialist invasion of Mars MUST END.

Posted by: Sortelli at January 9, 2004 at 06:17 PM

> No, really. Which would make you more proud? Coming up with cunning ways to blow up men, women and children on airplanes, or putting rockets on other planets?

That's a Shakesperean pun, for what it's worth. I don't know if he's also playing on double entendre; it's Mars after all, not Venus.

Posted by: Ron Hardin at January 9, 2004 at 06:36 PM

Kotex... Semtex... hmmmmm...

Posted by: Jim Treacher at January 9, 2004 at 08:19 PM

I thought the zero was invented in India, by Hindus. (Whatever -- I could look it up... in any case, don't put down the zero! It's a useful thing. There wouldn't have been any rockets without it.)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 9, 2004 at 08:38 PM

Yes, the concept of the zero was invented by Indians, but popularized in Europe by Arabs.

>No. Really. Which would make you more proud? Coming up with cunning ways to blow up men, women and children on airplanes or putting rockets on other planets?

Wait a minute! . . . Is that a trick question?

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at January 10, 2004 at 06:18 AM

I'm not a lawyer so I could be reading this wrong, but as everyone knows Article 59 Section C, Heading III, Subparagraph K, Line 23 of the Universal Cuban Health Code states that all inmate/citizens of Cuba will be provided with mint floss upon request. Shouldn't this apply to Gitmo? Where's the Red Cross on this?

Posted by: Timothy Lang at January 10, 2004 at 05:07 PM

Twenty years ago there was a US underground comic called COMMIES FROM MARS - THE RED PLANET. Before that it was HG and Orson. Jeez, folks! Can't we just be NICE to Mars for a change?

Posted by: murgatroyd arbuckle at January 10, 2004 at 06:43 PM