December 05, 2003

BUY THE SHIRT, CONTROL THE WORLD

Iíve got to get me some fashionable Zionist items from the fine cabal-running folks at International Jewish Conspiracy. But I canít decide between something featuring the InJewCon Orange Octopus ("This colorful interpretation of our lovable InJewCon Octopus shows just how friendly the Conspiracy can be!") or the Oracular Smoked Salmon ("InJewCon's mascot, the Oracular Smoked Salmon, lets everyone know you're in good with the people who count!"). Maybe Iíll buy Ďem all. Discount for wholesale?

(Via Alan Anderson.)

Posted by Tim Blair at December 5, 2003 01:19 AM
Comments

I want the lunchbox! (Get it? Lunch. Heh heh.)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at December 5, 2003 at 11:05 AM

Well, as soon as Gore nominated Lieberman I called all my Jewish friends to tell them, "We have achieved Chapter Six of The Protocols."

Not to worry; Tim.When we take over--sorry, of course we've already done that--when we make our control overt, we'll remember you were a friend.

Posted by: Alex Bensky at December 5, 2003 at 11:43 AM