Tim Blair

He's obviously Fatah than he should be.

f. Jake Ryan would blue with him and all his fadahyeen mates.

What about all of the above? Otherwise:
f) disappointment it wasn't a massive heart attack.

Go to the Light, Yasser.

"Although he has had a slight heart attack, the doctors say he will make a full recovery. He is in full control. There is nothing to worry about" said an aide, who did not wish to be named.

Sounds like Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has found himself a job as Arafat's aide.

Calling Dr. Kevorkian, Dr. Kevorkian. Stat. A Yassir Arafat needs to see you.

SMG

f) more rumours of plans for a new Israeli national holiday.

...f) more rumours of plans for a new Israeli national holiday.

..."Shlomo! Increase the intensity of the Death Ray&trade!"..

Do you think Yasser will hear the zinging sound just before the missle hits?

Presumably, multiple selections may be made.

Oh please just kick the bucket. This bloodthirsty terrorist is the biggest murderer of Jews since WW2 - no wonder he has the adoration of several European leaders.

Have you seen the latest picture of Arafat? He looks like he's been decomposing for awhile now. They need to make it official and put him in the ground.

"Have you seen the latest picture of Arafat?"

I wouldnt be surprised if they've been playing 'weekend at Abu's ' for some time now.

The line from Austin Powers come to mind
"why wont you just die!!!"

All we need now is for Mossad to sneak up behind him and give him a good scare.

a panic among morticians skilled in shaving the dead.

... the Palestinian leader is battling a stomach virus.

Maybe it would be best if he sent a suicide bomber after it.

Because it would create massive "farking".

f) Viagra consumers out of the EU bureaucrats whose tongues are brown with his fecal matter.

f) a financial crisis in the dynamite futures market

g) a false sense of security among Israeli 2-year olds

h) huge lines at the Hallmark shop for "Get Dead Soon" greeting cards

i) a sudden, massive guilt complex among the Euroa that once again they had supported a totalitarian fascist dictator bent on wiping Jews from the Earth.... nahhhh.

Alex:

"Sounds like Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf has found himself a job as Arafat's "

You mean ol' Baghdad Bob? Comical Ali? Yeah, I miss that guy. Nice to know he could have a future, but he'll need a new nickname.

Perhaps Bypass Bob?

Or Coronary Ali?

So, that's what happened to Freddy the hole dwelling wombat disappeared to; he was kidknapped so his feral heart so his heart could be ripped out and plopped into the cavity of another feral hole dwelling wombat. Seems Arafat's body rejected his nearest cousin's donation, explaining the superonic fart that roared over the city some time ago.Billy Shakespeare had a take on this sort of thing.

Ventricle Ali.

Burn Palestinians Burn!