September 25, 2003


From (who else?) Reuters:

Israel Troops Kill Gaza Youth After Bush UN Speech

See, first Bush spoke, and then the kid was offed. Coincidence? Don't make me laugh! And Bush's speech? If you take every third word, replace the second vowel and fourth consonant in those words with the opening letters in Old Testament scripture that correspond to the flight numbers of the jets in 9/11 (starting with the largest number first, and working backwards), it spells out: "I AM ZOG. ALL DEATH TO ARIBS".

I guess he spelled "Arabs" wrong because he's not very bright.

(Spotted by hyperalert Zsa Zsa.)

Posted by Tim Blair at September 25, 2003 11:01 AM

You forgot to mention the message Pres. Bush gave via Morse Code with his eye lids. If you have a tape of the speech,play it backwards and note how he blinks. He's relaying messages to the Illuminati, Masons, Jews-Who-Control-All, Far Right Conspirators, 12 bankers, IMF, and the Mother Ship.

I'm surprised Reuters missed this.

Posted by: Chris Josephson at September 25, 2003 at 12:37 PM

This headline is just screaming for some oh-so-clever LLL jingle like "Bush lied, Gazans died!".

Posted by: Catbert at September 25, 2003 at 12:38 PM

Geez you guys are hopeless! In a line that was edited out of the report but I found through great investigative sort of thingy Bush can clearly be heard saying "...Go out and kill some Ay-rabs as soon as I finish speaking, coz they really shit me sometimes..."

See?! The Bastard! It's always been about killing the Ay-rabs!

Posted by: Jake D at September 25, 2003 at 01:01 PM

Blimme Tim, ABC cadres will be after you and for the first time, heads will roll in Australian Bolshevik Corp.How in the blazes Tim did you manage to lay your mits in ABC's newscoop for tonight:

`Another Arab falls victim to IDF.His crime, he laughed when Bush spoke and was shot dead by Israeli soldier.Over to you comrade Gherkino.'
`Thankyou sistah Moo Moo Choo:Faisal towelhead was shotdead when....'

Posted by: d at September 25, 2003 at 01:32 PM

What, pray tell, bastard breeder Chirac, what facts underpins the fact of assertion only. Might as well boil it down like Marrs diatribes ~horrid'.Arafat is such a lovebale guy and he is head towelhead because towels were thrown at him.Clinton might agree, he won not because of votes but because towels were thrown at him: wrong, correction, he owns the largest collection of intern's skimpies than any President in the history of the United states, excepting the Kennedy collection,has even been tempted to own.

Posted by: d at September 25, 2003 at 01:41 PM

Would that be a reference to King Zog of Albania (I think it was Albania)?
Just further evidence that Bush is in league with dark conspiratorial forces who darkly and conspiratorially want to take over the world...

Posted by: TimT at September 25, 2003 at 02:18 PM

And here I was thinking that Bush's speech went:

UN - shape up or remain irrelevant

Various Arab despotic states - we are still watching you, dont think you are off the hook.

France - piss off (he didn't say this but his leaving as Chirac was making his speech spoke volumes)

Yasser Arafat - the sooner you are out of Israel the better - head or feet first whichever way is quickest....

Missed the part which unleashed the Zionist forces upon the Palestinians....

Posted by: Rob at September 25, 2003 at 03:09 PM

This is all part of a fiendish plot to cause an oil glut; all shot arabs are taken to a secret location, and placed in an olive press. The 20 barrels of (very) crude oil extracted is secretly placed in the OPEC stockpile, resulting in lower oil prices. See, it is ALL ABOUT OIL!!!

Posted by: Habib Bickford at September 25, 2003 at 03:53 PM

I wish it was all about lollipops and sunny days..*sigh*.. but I'm probably hoping for too much.

Posted by: Jake D at September 25, 2003 at 04:08 PM

Shock, horror: "Israel Troops Kill Gaza Youth After Reuters Reports On UN Speeches"

Murderous Reuters bastards.

Posted by: Alan Anderson at September 25, 2003 at 07:22 PM

Just on a slightly OT issue: Tim used the word "troops" in this article (an unmistakenly military term) and yet that weird sorta spooky guy hasn't waffled on about him not joining up yet??
(whats the world coming too...)

Posted by: Richard at September 26, 2003 at 12:35 AM

I would be very curious to know whether or not Tim has spent any significant period of time in Israel. Ever been invited on one of their special, sponsored tours Tim?

Posted by: Mick at September 26, 2003 at 01:18 AM

Not been to Israel, Mick. Plan to next year. Tried to get there this year, but ran short of time/money.

Posted by: tim at September 26, 2003 at 04:08 AM

Reuters is pathetic. Two days ago, in a TECH story, the lead read:

"Jews too lazy or busy to visit Jerusalem's Western Wall are sending their prayers by mobile phone text message to a rabbi who places a printed copy in the holy site's stone crevasses."

I've got a grand that says they've never written a lead that says "For Muslims too lazy or busy to visit Mecca..."

They don't even bother to hide their Jew-hatred anymore.

Posted by: Meryl Yourish at September 27, 2003 at 12:00 AM


If you come, let us Israeli bloggers know in advance. We'll throw you a party.

Posted by: Allison at September 27, 2003 at 12:52 AM