September 22, 2003

PLOT EXPOSED

You gots to love the crazy paranoid lefty idiot moron people:

Will there ever be another terrorist attack here? The experts say yes, and they're most likely right. When will it be? My guess: sometime next year, timed to draw the fearful closer to Mr. Bush and assure his re-election.

Posted by Tim Blair at September 22, 2003 02:17 AM
Comments

Well, for people that believe that Bush knew about the 9/11 attacks, this makes perfect sense. Why is it that the government is incompetent at everything except conspiracies?

Posted by: charles austin at September 22, 2003 at 02:42 AM

I'm sure the neo-cons, the Mossad, and Fox News are together planning it as we speak. Look for CNN, the Eiffel tower, and Dominique de Villepin's poetry publisher to be the targets this time.

Posted by: Randal Robinson at September 22, 2003 at 03:12 AM

timed to draw the fearful closer to Mr. Bush and assure his re-election.

That's stupid. Everyone knows that Bush's plan is to cancel the elections after next year's terrorist attacks.

Posted by: Brendan at September 22, 2003 at 07:30 AM

Elections? We all know the Patriot Act canceled the elections for next year. Right? I mean, those who such things never have actually read the legislation but, I mean, it's in there right?

I mean, Ashcroft is monitoring what we're reading. Right? G-men are all over our libraries checking what we read and checkout.

SMG

Posted by: SteveMG at September 22, 2003 at 08:12 AM

With loons like this publishing in the mainstream press, who needs fringe conspiracy theorists like Michael Rivero?

Posted by: Bruce Rheinstein at September 22, 2003 at 11:35 AM

Sorenson: 'We invented "freedom fries" to show our contempt for the nation that made America possible in the 18th century.'

Three cheers for the frogs. They made America possible.

And don't insult their chips, neither.

Posted by: pooh at September 22, 2003 at 01:10 PM

I love the way Americans are supposed to be grateful for some rusty muskets and a temporary diversion of the French fleet over 200 years ago, but the French apparently have no reason to be grateful for being saved from the Nazis 50 years ago at the cost of tens of thousand American lives.

Posted by: R C Dean at September 22, 2003 at 10:22 PM

Harley Sorensen is a longtime journalist. His column appears Mondays.

Reuters must have filched all SFGate's scare quotes.

Posted by: Tongue Boy at September 23, 2003 at 03:58 AM