Tim Blair

Hey Tim, I realise that the Phat Phuck is an easy target, but my mother always told me it was wrong to laugh at the underpriveledged and mentally deficient.

Jeez, the old feather duster analogy. That's as lame as an Anzac Day march.

Yeah horrendous - coming up to day 7 with no US troops killed. Quagmire anyone?

These Neo-Jerk© opinions bought to you by the Rabid Response Unit of the Tim Blair Institute of Freedom.

Murdochs should put the old warhorse down - give him a merciful release now.

The Tim Blair Institute for Freedom! Great idea, Rex!

I thought the fact that Henderson and Adams are both columnists was a slightly tenuous way to link them in the one post.

Then I realised.

Henderson illustrates a point by referring to the injured knight scene from Monty Python's Holy Grail.

While Adams calls on Monty Python's dead parrot sketch.

Freaky? Or stupid?

yes, it's tiresome reading that things aren't going terrifically well for the ol' coalition. one gets the feeling it ain't going to stop in a hurry though.

small point - can we assume that the critics the TBIF obssess over were basing their predictions upon the same "intelligence" that the Coalition propped war upon - chemical weapons, WMDs etc? If these had existed in a usable form, hell, if the Iragis had an army at all, perhaps the "horrible projections" may have come closer.

from what the media tells me, the military aspect of the attack was effective & (relatively) low cost versus many predictions.

"Freaky? Or stupid?"

Coming from the person who posted a link to a 270K JPEG of a ginger cat sitting on top of a closed toilet seat lid, this is a peculiar question.

Re Hendo, Addams (click! click!): no bore more boring than a Python bore. There are bores *as* boring, but none are more boring.

Fork

You wouldn't say that if YOU had to piss in the kitty litter.

Yes, but if the lid is down, the piss gets all over your fur.

And it's uncomfortable. Even slightly humiliating.

As one recalls, the `pre-conflict critics' were `warning' the war would be `quagmire', ; they were noteably silent about post war affdairs, hoping for a vloody defeat of the Allies.

Now that a few murderers are still on the loose, the leftoids contiune to shovel shifting sands - now the peace is a `quagmire',; as in '`oh what we meant back then- you mis-interpreted us, was, the peace, not the damned war.'Right,Bilger Adams, and Joe Stalin's favourite organ, Fat Aunty ABC.

What a treasure you are, d. As ever, the voice of balance and reason.

Fork

I meant YOU not the cat. If a 20-pound cat won't budge from the toilet seat, one is forced to use the cat's facilities. Cats are like that.

If you're so afraid of fat slobbery cats, stop feeding them so much. Cat in question doesn't look like it could jump more than about a foot without wheezing and collapsing.

I want to be a fellow of the Tim Blair Institute for Freedom! Writing samples available upon request.

Appalled that more US troops have died since Bush claimed victory than during the war in Iraq, Americans are asking the questions they should have asked earlier. About the honesty of the US's professed intentions. About the existence of weapons of mass destruction. About an exit strategy. About regional security. About the worldwide anti-American hostility. About the effect on the US budget.

Some Americans are asking, "Has Phillips Adams even talked to any Americans?"

Other Americans are asking, "Since when are sentence fragments considered questions?"

Too many Natural Lights...I've stumbled into the wrong thread...

Too many Natural Lights...I've stumbled into the wrong thread...

Parochial Midwestern American reference circa 2000 A.D. "Natural Light" was a beer-like concoction marketed to Midwestern hillbillies by the Amerikkkan beer giant Anheuser-Busch. Suitable for tractor pulls and weekend floats on the Ozarks Scenic Waterways.

Natural Lights sounds like a shampoo for wannabe blondes to me.

No wonder it tanked.

Andrew Wilkie - hurtling towards a Greens pre-selection, or what?

Just to balance all the Andrews in the Australian Democrats. They must have dozens.