Tim Blair

Bet they also left out all the bits where the Wolf menaced the forest critters.

Or not. Consistency is probably not high on their list of thinking points.

Tell me this is a fucking joke. Please.

Hands off Prokofiev, Bubba.

Coming soon: 'Manon Lescaut' with revised libretto by Billy Jeff in which Manon, in sensible hiking shoes, ensures she is adequately hydrated according to DoH guidelines when setting out into the American desert with Des Grieux. They all live happily ever after in an environmentally sustainable vineyard in the Napa valley.

Leave the wolves alone. They're harmless. Well, mostly harmless.

I wouldn't have believed it without the link!

(pregnant silence)

Actually, yes I would...

I so look forward to Mr. Clinton's revisions to Moby Dick (save the whales!), The Jungle Book (save the tigers!), The Ghost and the Darkness (save the lions!), Cujo (save the dogs!), A Journal of the Plague Year (save the rats! and the fleas!), and Jaws (save the sharks!).

Maybe it will keep him too busy to muck up our politics any further.

He's working on The Bible with himself being resurrected.

Hillary's the Virgin Mother.

What about the duck?

The wolf killed the hapless duck (portrayed by the oboe.)

I'm laughing so a hard I could vomit.
What an unbelievable loser.
Talk about Larrel and Hardy, the fat russian and the dopey american, sad..so very sad.

You don't want to know what he did to Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood.

Actually,Habib, in his article, the wolf discloses that Grandma turned out to be a senile old transexual pedophile who was abusing little Red Riding Hood. So he courteously escorted her to the Sunset Home for Terminal Pedophiles and booked her in for some shock therapy sessions, and took Red Riding Hood to the nearest DOCS office for counselling.

The implications.... Bill Clinton is, no doubt, busy on an expurgated version of Macbeth which reader, is motivated by a telling motive.The play turns on two medieval thugs Mcbeth and Lady M. whose modern equivalent are the pair Clintallary.

Timely, for Hilary is facing conspiracy charges launched by Jennifer Flowers.

Hilary is a very good Lady M..So many dark deeds, and the stains on the hands resist the scrubbing brush.And Burnum wood to Dunsinane has come.

Hence, Billy having perfected the art of expurgation, now applied to Peter and the Wolf is busy at neutering Shakespeare. No good, Billary Clintallry . Shakespeare is John Wayne paper.

Rob, you forgot to add that DOCS passed Red Riding Hood over to Centrelink which managed to find her a job as an underage prostitute in a South Coast brothel where she was kindly looked after by a leading member of the ALP.

And the narrator popped in with a box of coronas.

That sleek silver hair ... can't resist stroking it, despite knowing the predatory mind that lurks beneath.

And wolves are cute, too.