August 11, 2003

DONE BEEN BETRAYED

I go to the considerable trouble and expense of attracting my own personal web bitch and now he spends all his time bitching about a whole different pundit who isnít even me.

You listen, boy; you be my bitch, and you best quit playing the field, dig? Donít make me cut you.

Posted by Tim Blair at August 11, 2003 12:57 AM
Comments

I knew he was a heartbreaker!

Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 11, 2003 at 02:49 AM

I didn't know Trolls could be bitches ??? Regardless, his mastery of vituperative childish invective is exceptional. I always thought 'snit' was a dumb word but after reading his tripe for a week or so, I can see the word has some merit.

Posted by: Ken White at August 11, 2003 at 03:03 AM

Hey, Blair, your bitch doesn't rate. I've got one now, and they use Flash animations.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste at August 11, 2003 at 05:22 AM

Hey Tim, You and Den Bestes "bitches" are following in the grand tradition of our 9 democratic hopefuls in the US....concentrate only on busting the chops of their adversary, but have nothing to say of their own....Also, hopelessly boring to the point of coma inducing, humorless, fullof hyperbole and hand wringing...ZZzzzzzz.

Posted by: debbie at August 11, 2003 at 05:49 AM

Damn, talk about people with no lives. (Re: Den Beste's blogbitch.)

Posted by: Andrea Harris at August 11, 2003 at 10:56 AM

What a waste of BRAINWIDTH.

Posted by: NICK BERIO at August 11, 2003 at 11:37 AM

Ya gotta show that bitch some hard love Timbo, teach 'em repec'.

Posted by: Jake "Ho Daddy" D at August 11, 2003 at 12:47 PM

Get them to ride the whip! Haw! Haw!

Posted by: a@b.com at August 11, 2003 at 05:52 PM

Poor benny butler never did have much hope of growing up normal, not when your mum's a former labour federal politician. here's a hint... the whiteboard.

Posted by: roscoe p coltrane at August 12, 2003 at 02:07 PM

[sob] My blog-bitch hasn't said a word about me in weeks.

At least yours must still luuv youuuu.....

Posted by: Dean Esmay at August 12, 2003 at 07:29 PM