July 25, 2003


Taking a lead from the BBC, Kim Myong-Chol is sexing up his North Korean crazytalk:

Most Americans deny that they are in love with the North Korean regime of Kim Jong Il. However, sooner or later Uncle Sam will find himself left with no other option than to accept a shot-gun marriage with the North Korean girl and eventually desert his long-standing South Korean mistress. Once married, the American man will be totally fascinated by the feudalisticly loyal, sexy North Korean wife. No additional extramarital relationships will be tolerated.

Not even a holiday fling with Cuba? Jeez ...

Posted by Tim Blair at July 25, 2003 03:53 AM

How will we tell Pyongyang about baby oil and video cameras we have stashed in Bangkok?

Posted by: Andrew at July 25, 2003 at 04:23 AM

I think he's just preparing us for the launch of the $9.95 a month North Korea eXXXposed Web site.

Posted by: Brian J. at July 25, 2003 at 04:23 AM

I see the shipment of Grade-A California porn arrived.

Posted by: Robert Crawford at July 25, 2003 at 04:26 AM

This entire passage would have been ripe for all sorts of comedic possibilities under Clinton...

Posted by: Jared at July 25, 2003 at 04:33 AM

The 'sexy, North Korean Wife', thin as a rail from the delicious tree bark & grass blade soup diet? It'd be like banging Cameron Diaz.

Posted by: Roger Bournival at July 25, 2003 at 05:06 AM

If you have a thing for serfer girls.

Posted by: Brian J. at July 25, 2003 at 06:48 AM

If you have a thing for serfer girls.

Brian J.--

Aarrgghh. Your flesh deserves to sold in a NorK marketplace as "special meat" for that pun...

Posted by: Mike James at July 25, 2003 at 07:42 AM

I did not have sexual relations with that totalitarian state!

Posted by: JDB at July 25, 2003 at 08:34 AM

Send in Conrad

Posted by: Yobbo at July 25, 2003 at 10:11 AM

No only sexy, but feudalisticly loyal -please, Myongster, where can I trade up to a wife like this?

Posted by: Rob at July 25, 2003 at 11:45 AM

Living proof that you are what you eat- she looks like a pooch, and the losers from Wentworth Park are the soup du jour.

Posted by: Habib Bickford at July 25, 2003 at 11:56 AM

You guys could be on to something here. Hey Tim, how much is the "fund" up to? That Gwillo Diaries guy would know the rates. Yeah, if any body knew, if would be him. Oh come on, it's a perfect match. Especially if she's wearing one of them Mao suits.

Posted by: Charles at July 25, 2003 at 01:21 PM

Uh, about that "under Clinton" remark.

Posted by: JorgXMcKie at July 25, 2003 at 01:54 PM

I'd much rather see the North Korean girl and the South Korean mistress get it together.

Posted by: Angus Young's Gibson SG at July 25, 2003 at 06:12 PM

On a more serious note, that material is quite old - I remember reading it a couple of years ago. Still, the Myongster is right about something - we're looking to desert our South Korean mistress (because she does nothing but bitch), but I think we're looking to shack up with Japan.

Posted by: The Marmot at July 26, 2003 at 12:02 AM

What's wrong with Mongolia?
Mmmmm, hot Mongol chics...

Posted by: ErikZ at July 26, 2003 at 12:11 AM

A Cancerous Wart ?

Mmmmm ... I don't know about that may friend.
More like a bowel tumour !!

Howard comes from Down Under and works his way up in a very stealthful way.

I have to say that this man is a liar !
I take no pleasure in mentioning his name , but it has to be mentioned.
Not only has he disgraced a great country , but he has turned it into something that will be a foul state.

I don't know if the stench that he has created will ever go away.
But if it does , then it will be a long long time .

John Howard remains a loser. He's just dragged a lot of you down to his level.

You need to take the blindfold off and extract the earplugs. This man is a deceitful, manipulative liar, completely devoid of moral principle. His position as PM tarnishes our country and our people. All decent and proud Australians should rise up and sack the bastard.

Remove this obscene and cancerous wart from our nation's face before it is too late!

Posted by: Nemesis at July 2, 2003 09:47 AM


this mailing list starting to be used to push individual personal
views? This kind of discussion should be posted to a discussion board
not used to clog up mailing list.



Charles deG wrote:

Not only is Gollum Howard into Lying pathologically,but the G.G has
picked up hie habit.I mean he is trying to protect this Child
molesting Gay priest Homo McFaggy[i think that's it's name].So the
better he resigns,i mean BOTH RESIGN,the better.

Posted by: Mick at July 27, 2003 at 04:05 AM