July 16, 2003


I encourage all readers to send me e-mail only when they’re very drunk:

Hwllo time im dunk

In my sober moments I want to ask you a quetions
but i.m tooo diffiedent

Heer is ithe question
I enjoy your blog.
I combat the leftwing pwerosn who works next to me, and try to convince him that I do not eat babies.
Yet it is obvious he thinks i am beneath contempt on all byt  computer quetsions.
So, and here is the question,
Can right wing people ever be considered human?

Well the real question is (just the first quetion in disquise)
Is there a culture war goining on?
We have won the economic and geopolitic war, but we have not won the cultural war:  that is my drunken thesis.
An now at lats your blog and others are the vanquard of the bid to win the culture war.
Or is this just the old right/left stuff that always went on and i wasn't paying attention.
Is the culture war new?  Or is it inevitable that the unis and the national broadcasters and the etc are as they are.

Ushote is fan mail: thkas

Please excuse my note m as I am snorted on butterscotch snapps it was revolt9ing, so I rworte an revoltint memo ini talics!!!

Actually, he (or she) makes a sound point or two in there. I think. More drunk mail!

Posted by Tim Blair at July 16, 2003 11:45 PM

I knew that the spooks were reading my mail.

Posted by: Pete at July 17, 2003 at 12:24 AM

I love it!

Posted by: Gabor at July 17, 2003 at 12:39 AM

If I could have written that well drunk, I never would have stopped drinking.

Posted by: Ned at July 17, 2003 at 01:09 AM

I'm impressed! He spelled "Vanguard" correctly.

Posted by: ErikZ at July 17, 2003 at 01:30 AM

You want more? [sigh] The things I do for my friends...

Posted by: D at July 17, 2003 at 01:35 AM

the world needs more drunken theses.

Posted by: meep at July 17, 2003 at 02:35 AM

The only way to write.

Posted by: d at July 17, 2003 at 12:33 PM

shades of trespassers w, hipy papy bthuthdth thuthda bthuthdy and crostimoney proseedcake

Posted by: ilibcc at July 17, 2003 at 12:48 PM

but tim you didn't answer the question. Headache fading

Posted by: WOL at July 17, 2003 at 01:17 PM

Is the cultural war important? Is art & literature important? If so why are we leaving it almost exclusively to lefties? Multitudes of Australians prefer to watch sport, many watch Big Brother and other reality TV all of which is alledgedly mind numbing. What does this say about us? This last question is often asked in Arts & Literature related media. What does it say about our artists if they cannot compete with Big Brother? if we win the cultural war, won't that scatter lefties? Isn't it kind of nice to have them all rounded up in their ghetto?

Posted by: James Hamilton at July 17, 2003 at 01:18 PM

It makes them feel important, that's for sure.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at July 17, 2003 at 03:33 PM

The court recently fitted a breathalyzer to my computer and my keyboard only works when my blood alcohol is below 0.1

Posted by: bailz at July 17, 2003 at 08:57 PM

Gad, you unlucky bastard bailz.

Posted by: d at July 18, 2003 at 09:58 AM

People, I think we have a nominee for the next Governor-General!

Posted by: Evil Right-Wing Bastard at July 18, 2003 at 09:22 PM