July 14, 2003

DAN BLOCKER IS THEIR GOD

Since when is “cowboy” a religion?

A former cowboy who converted to Islam, Hicks has been held without charge at Guantanamo Bay for more than 18 months. He was allegedly captured fighting with the Taliban in Afghanistan in late 2001.

I guess the fact that he's being held at Guantanamo kind of clears up any “allegation” that Hicks was captured, too. Via reader Zsa Zsa, who sees all.

Posted by Tim Blair at July 14, 2003 11:23 AM
Comments

Lawyer? Not according to the Tribunal, he ain't. Mouthpiece, maybe. Shyster, for preference.

Ain't Engrish wunnerful?

And it's a three day ride to the kitchen, pard...

Posted by: mojo at July 14, 2003 at 02:44 PM

"allegedly captured" hahahahaha!

Posted by: Jonny at July 15, 2003 at 05:48 AM

Well, don't that explain all.

Cowboys are hard working types, and slow to anger against evil types. So imbued with the harshness of this code, Hicks rebelled and joined the badies.
Brilliant effort. Now for some more tripe from those infantile things who call themselves journos.

Posted by: d at July 15, 2003 at 09:48 AM