June 01, 2003

DON'T UPSET THE ARABS

Is it still “crushing free speech” if the person doing the crushing is also the crushed? Ask superwimp Bill Bryson:

The Arab world is lined up as the next target for the spectacularly popular sardonic travel writing of Bill Bryson.

After describing journeys around Britain, Australia and America, Bryson is considering a new book looking at the lifestyle and culture of the Middle East.

The author later told an audience of more than 1,000 fans at the festival there were plenty of other areas of the world he had not yet visited, but that he might well 'chicken out' in the end and write next about Canada - a safer option.

'It is much, much easier for me to make fun of people in wealthy countries like Canada. I have a problem writing my kind of book about Third World countries.'

The patronising pantywaist also announced that he’s again leaving the US:

Bryson, an American who has lived in Britain, is returning to this country with his family this year and is buying a house in Norfolk.

'My reasons for leaving America are nothing to do with politics,' he said. 'It is about the education of my children, but George Bush certainly doesn't make it hard to leave. I was disappointed by Clinton, who could have been a good President, but Bush is an imbecile. The best thing he could do is retire.'

Or invade Canada. It’s the safer option.

Posted by Tim Blair at June 1, 2003 05:22 PM
Comments

What...not enough bile in politics these days, Tim? You have to resort to insulting travel writers now?

Posted by: Niall at June 1, 2003 at 05:42 PM

My apologies for forcing you to read this site several times every day, Niall.

Posted by: tim at June 1, 2003 at 06:35 PM

Go get 'im, Tim ! I've never figured out why Australians made his book about them such a 'best-seller.' (Must be SMH readers!) He loves Australia so much that he's not only patronising but thinks his affection gives him licence to say whatever he wants. As a transplanted Yank, I found much of his book downright insulting to my adopted country. His slag off of cricket isn't even funny -- just over the top dumb.

Posted by: Carl Robinson at June 1, 2003 at 06:43 PM

I've got that book somewhere. A few weird errors in it, as I recall.

Posted by: tim at June 1, 2003 at 06:48 PM

Well, someone has to keep you honest.....it's not working though, I notice ;)

Posted by: Niall at June 1, 2003 at 07:59 PM

I was wondering who this Niall dork was, until I went to its site. Self explanatory! Watch out Tim, it seems to be trying to take over your site. Talk about opinionated lefties!

Posted by: Henry at June 1, 2003 at 10:05 PM

"I have a problem writing my kind of book about Third World countries." Yeahhhhh, rrrrrighhhhhhtt. Didn't stop him from being utterly snide and condescending toward underclass in the American south in general, and certain Georgians in particular--many of whom live in third world conditions--in _A Walk in the Woods_. I suspected he's a Yankee jackass with European pretentions when I read his book. Now I know its true.

Posted by: Willie P Mangum at June 2, 2003 at 12:12 AM

Bryson has a couple of books on language,such as "The Mother Tongue," that are informative and a lot of fun to read. Don't let his political views deter you from reading those.

My favorite Civil War general is William T. Sherman, but even I found Bryson's attitude towards southerners a bit much.

Posted by: Alex Bensky at June 2, 2003 at 12:50 AM

It must be our fangs and the habit we have of dining on small children every dark of the moon that upsets foreigners (or as we here south of the Mason-Dixon line like to say, "brunch entrees") like Bryson.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at June 2, 2003 at 01:18 AM

Bryson has a couple of books on language,such as "The Mother Tongue," that are informative and a lot of fun to read.

And filled with facts of doubtful accuracy. I can't remember which ones now, but there were at least two folk etymologies passed off as fact in The Mother Tongue.

I like Bryson's writing (although he puts me to sleep when he's on TV), but he shouldn't be taken to have any special Great Insights. He's the sort of guy who believes that if he can't figure something out, no ordinary mortal could.

Posted by: Angie Schultz at June 2, 2003 at 04:10 AM

Upset someone's making more money than you Timmy?

Posted by: Andy at June 2, 2003 at 10:50 AM

I prefer 'panty-waste' to 'pantywaist' when describing people like Bryson.

Posted by: Simon Roberts at June 2, 2003 at 11:03 AM

So, Bryson is leaving America because of the education system? For Britain? Either he a) hasn't been reading samizdata on the state of British ed or b) he's rich enough to send his children to private school which makes him c) "a Yankee(elitist)jackass with European pretentions."

But would he give up his American citizenship?

Posted by: Sandy P. at June 2, 2003 at 01:23 PM

I'd ask posters to be kind to Niall. He may be significantly challenged in some areas; but try always to remember, bad as it is to kick someone when he's down, it's far worse to kick someone who can't even get up in the first place.

Posted by: Norman at June 2, 2003 at 01:52 PM

I haven't read his crap, but he must be better than that miserable creep Theroux.

Posted by: Amps at June 2, 2003 at 02:51 PM

Norman: I hold you completely reasonable for chasing Niall from under the bridge.

Posted by: Gary at June 2, 2003 at 03:17 PM

That should say "responsible".

Posted by: Gary at June 2, 2003 at 06:11 PM

All Bryson's books are filled with factual errors, including the books on language. Many of them are things that are extraordinarily easily checked too. He and his editors are just extremely careless.

Posted by: Michael Jennings at June 2, 2003 at 09:24 PM

from Willie: "I suspected he's a Yankee jackass with European pretentions when I read his book. Now I know its true."

He's from Iowa.

Posted by: LSG at June 3, 2003 at 03:58 AM

Like Alex Bensky, I very much enjoyed reading "The Mother Tongue." Then I read "Made in America." Unlike "The Mother Tongue," I was already familiar with a significant number of the specific details that he refers to in "Made in America." Sadly, I found that Michael Jennings' statements about frequent errors, "Many of them are things that are extraordinarily easily checked too. He and his editors are just extremely careless" to be all too accurate. For example, he puts towns in incorrect states. That has made me worry that some (or much) of the fascinating information I gathered from "The Mother Tongue" may be inaccurate. Via Angie Schultz, I see that that is likely the case.

Posted by: LSG at June 3, 2003 at 04:16 AM

Like Alex Bensky, I very much enjoyed reading "The Mother Tongue." Then I read "Made in America." Unlike "The Mother Tongue," I was already familiar with a significant number of the specific details that he refers to in "Made in America." Sadly, I found that Michael Jennings' statements about frequent errors, "Many of them are things that are extraordinarily easily checked too. He and his editors are just extremely careless" to be all too accurate. For example, he puts towns in incorrect states. That has made me worry that some (or much) of the fascinating information I gathered from "The Mother Tongue" may be inaccurate. Via Angie Schultz, I see that that is likely the case.

Posted by: LSG at June 3, 2003 at 04:18 AM

Yes, "Mother Tongue" is full of mistakes too. This is a shame, as this had the potential to be a good book. On the other hand, "Troublesome Words", which was meant as a reference book along the lines of Fowler's "Modern English Usage", and which was published (in its first edition) before Bryson wrote any travel books, is much better. This may be because Penguin hired a good fact checker, or something like that. (It even explains that one shouldn't say "gild the lily" because (a) it is a dreadful cliche and (b) it is not what Shakespeare actually said. This is a minor bugbear of mine, and it is good to see someone actually get this right).

Posted by: Michael Jennings at June 3, 2003 at 06:15 AM