May 12, 2003

CHURCH SHOCK! Priest has sex

CHURCH SHOCK! Priest has sex with adult woman!

Except he doesn't exactly admit it. Reverend Philip Gray claims church organist Belinda Denton-Cardew drugged him so she could score some wild Reverend action.

Nobody is falling for that old line, Reverend. Face it; you're only human, and everybody knows how hot those churchy organ chicks can be.

Posted by Tim Blair at May 12, 2003 06:33 PM