Tim Blair

MADONNA'S new album isn't exactly

MADONNA'S new album isn't exactly receiving rave reviews. And taste these lyrics:

I always wished that I could find
Someone as beautiful as you
But in the process I forgot
That I was special too

Great work, Grandma Hallmark.

My mother died when I was five
And all I did was sit and cry
I cried and cried and cried all day
Until the neighbours went away

To get rifles, probably. Madonna's next single: a remix of Ipsy Wipsy Spider.

Posted by Tim Blair at April 21, 2003 06:29 PM