March 26, 2003

MENTIONED IN this week's column

MENTIONED IN this week's column for The Bulletin: Richard Neville, Saddam Hussein, Freedom Beanies™, Bob Ellis, Terry Lane, Mike Carlton, Damien Lawson, Bob Brown, Carmen Lawrence, George Bush, Tony Blair, John Howard, John Highfield, Phillip Adams, the EU, Bob Lutz, the Leyland P76, Greenpeace, Robert Manne, and Elvis.

UPDATE. Combustible Boy takes the Lyric Challenge (see column above), offering three potential closing lines to this verse :

Open the doors of the chambers of your hearts
Open your minds to our song
We sing for peace, through the power of love,

CB's suggested lines:

"... and a free game of Donkey Kong"?
"... have a hit off our skull-shaped bong"?
"... got your nuts in our salad tongs"?

From John O'Leary:

" ... and your ventricles will follow along."

Eric Carra aims for the surrealist vote:

"... hamsters crawl through our brains." (who said it had to rhyme?)

Dr Alice brings her medical wisdom to the subject:

"Open the doors of the chambers of your hearts"? Um, those would be valves. These people appear to be advocating bacterial endocarditis as part of the peace process:

Open the doors of the chambers of your hearts

Open your minds to our song

We sing for peace, through the power of love,

Though our grasp of anatomy is completely wrong.

Posted by Tim Blair at March 26, 2003 01:15 AM
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