Tim Blair

THIS MEANS WAR! The "US

THIS MEANS WAR! The "US has changed the world order," according to The Age. Check the story and you'll notice that The Age has retaliated by changing Paul Wolfowitz into a four-eyed, plate-faced Frenchman called Francois Heisbourg.

As reader Andy Murphy writes: "For all the smug sense of intellectual superiority possessed of the suckholes at Fairfax, you'd think they'd be able to identify their sworn enemy when they see him."